Autistic BunnyIs not coming to your house ... or anyone else's house for that matter. She's too busy trying to crawl into a "furry space/time wormhole" to get her ears back after they were stolen by these older, much nastier, easter bunnies.
Hates Easter. He just can't do it anymore. He doesn't know why but he just doesn't feel like it this year. Get your own eggs. Who cares anyway?
Bipolar BunnyIs going through a manic phase and has been arrested for scaring children in photo shoots at local malls across the country. He's been sentenced to 3 yrs jail and full psychiatric evaluation.
Has had his worst fears realised. His therapist told him not to worry and that he was exaggerating but as seen here, he was right, the President is trying to eat him. He rates his current anxiety level as a 9/10 and fails to remember the techniques he has been working on. It's hard to remember when the President is biting down on your frontal earlobes.
Wants you to know the Easter Bunny is dead. There's a new bunny in town. And yeah, he's coming to your house ... he's in your hallway right now. So you better get his eggs ready or else. He's hungry. And he didn't come here to F**K around. So hurry up. Get his eggs. NOW! That's better ... thankyou.
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